Oh, tumblr. you got me again.
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
Let it loose. It will defend itself.
St. Augustine (via cosmofilius)
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
One of the few posts about dress codes on this website that I can agree is absolute bullshit.
How the guy can get away with wearing that shirt, but the girl gets in trouble for wearing what she’s wearing - which isn’t even the least bit revealing aside from, maybe, her legs - is awful.
I’ve gotten in trouble for wearing a shirt with two Boos on it saying “Quit looking at my Boos!”. and seen multiple guys wear shirts with crude humor and get away with it.
I just don’t even
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity